i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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