People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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