So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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