they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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