its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
