He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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