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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dick very happy bro
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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