Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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