question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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