dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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