its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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