She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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