I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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