I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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