I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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