At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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