I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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