come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
