it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think my moral compass just broke
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