Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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