his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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