I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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