im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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