kristin has been a bad kristin
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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