That's intense
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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