So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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