he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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