bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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