The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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