Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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