why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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