just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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