all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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