Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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