Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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