I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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