Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
there is glitter all over my balls
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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