his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize