Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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