thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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