not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just want to make out with him forever
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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