Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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