my phone needs a breathalizer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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