if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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