I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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