On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
pray to the hookup gods
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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