oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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