i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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