I just pynch a tree in the face
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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