so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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