That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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