I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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