can we get nightvision for the apartment?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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