I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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