I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
