To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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