I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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