Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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