Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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