Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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